glitterandmetal-yt-da:

Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?

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shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(Source: imsimplywalkingintomordor)


pick-up-a-book:

I got an answer


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awesomephilia:

Purr = happy cat noise

Gato = Spanish for cat

Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats

(Source: dutchster)

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ammit420:

im thankful for 

  • my face
  • the weed that goes in my face
  • my lungs for fuckin wit me
  • my brain for processing and distributing the weed amongst itself
  • my hands for gettin the weed to my face
  • fire 
  • money

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim K app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim Kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”


thepenguinpress:

Via Buzzfeed 

The Greatest Book Dedications You Will Ever Read

owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

170,671 plays Ocean Avenue Yellowcard Ocean Avenue

IF I COULD FIND YOU NOW THINGS WOULD GET BETTERRRRRRRRR WE COULD LEAVE THIS TOWN AND RUN FOREVERRRRRR I KNOW SOME WHERE SOME HOW WE’LL BE TOGETHERRRRR LET YOUR WAVES CRASH DOWN ON ME AND TAKE ME  AWAYYYY EEEEE YEAHHHH EEEE YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Source: doctorkongx)

stonified:

Hahaha Barlie and my pipe Luigi!


myfriendsaremypower:

David, your Barty Crouch Jr is showing.

(Source: gallifreyan-detective)