weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

(via asuspicioushobo)

bigbro-winchester:

mishawinsexster:

oceanographers-choice:

Sparrow: Your brother was abducted?
Sam: Yeah.
Sparrow: Oh my God!
Sam: It’s fine. I mean, I’ve had time to adjust.
Sparrow: Did it happen when you were kids?
Sam: No, like half an hour ago.

I THINK THE FOURTH KIND IS A BUTT THING

#soulless!sam is sometimes the best sam

(Source: kimlennox, via onemoonatatime)